The Middle Ages The accident anchored
still live in the Middle Ages, but we do not realize. Simply look at a couple of news sites and read that King Juan Carlos has given a speech or have visited this or that site. Monarchy in the tenth century XI. Alive modernity. Now that so much talk about democracy is curious that the next head of state it will be thanks to (or because of) its parent, unless it happens desired by many. If a queen, then played the rest of us, the common people the role of vassals, or would it be more appropriate to appoint court jesters? Will be for the sleeves cut us from the throne, the borbonaco this.
One way to end the monarchy
monarchy is not only a drag of the past. If we dig in cotidiniadietatidad (I like it more and, lucky word) we find shameful ceremonies, if possible. Without going any further, tubers with knighthood. What merits will be credited? Any good cook? Crispy fried "? Do you baptize as the Marquis of the Potato? Or do you have appointed Grande Tortilla?
I Marquis, what happens?
is for these and many other factors as the presence of crucifixes in schools (Long live the dogma! Death right!) to be embraced fully medievalism. In this Manichean or blog or not it is all or nothing, and this time, it imposes the medieval and erect as I crossed to establish an era of darkness, mud, orgies, arrows and armor noisy when walking.
First, it will set new figures of authority. The state security forces disappear ipso facto. Many see in this fact a gateway to lawlessness, debauchery and the open bar, but wrong. A crowd of men will be ordained by the king and under the banner of the Round Table, ride the Claymore distributing vast Iberian mace and struck with anyone who dares disturb public order or skip the royal edicts.
All those arrested by these great men will be presented to the new old nemesis. None of togas, or lawyers or bureaucratic paraphernalia. Back the Inquisition and the ordeals dogma Viva! (Again). Greet the new old Inquisition. This will be a quick way to expedite the pending cases and that the verdict is always guilty! This act, screaming, with bloodshot eyes and a feverish crowd eager for blood and brandishing torches and sickles sharpened. In fact, at sentencing, the offender and will be located in only the crackling fire and your skin will calm the hordes.
New togas
Fashion relaunch the metal industry by storm, laugh of the orcs and the eye sauroniano (ISA). The metal in any form will lead to all the tailors of ostracism and smelting plants will become the new creative style. Mittens railways for him and her, titanium chain mail, ligerita for summer filled with sheep armor for the cooler days and a lot of supplements in tune with the new old times.
Corbataespadas , yes, sir. Vests identically to the actual tie but covered with a layer of steel if a social event that requires labels are assaulted or need to defend a damsel of the many crooks that lurk along the paths.
integral Helm to go on a bike. Always useful in the case of encounter with another motorist medieval, spear in hand, challenges us and immediately we batamos in fair Variant Derby accelerating and colliding in bloody turmoil.
chainmail. Fine mesh short sleeve for the summer. Care, carries some risk of suffocation and / or burning. bright tights to go to weddings, black for funerals. are also available as a bikini or, if it is cold, a scarf.
One of the great medieval developments today (a curious paradox) will be able to burn all the foul and shameful euros and return to barter. At last we can go shopping with bags of flour and two dozen goats, restoring joy and mischievous to our internal trade. In addition, the housing bubble does not exist, because you will live in overcrowded barns full of ticks. The nobles will have rooms can eat more worthy and grabbing a chicken thigh with one hand and the cup (metal) of wine with the other.
to also be mobile. Finally! Neither facebooks or twitters or phones or internet or anything. All we can communicate orally, through messengers on horseback or by pigeons. The now reviled winged animal will be the subject of greed and disgust that causes become devotion. It will also become a powerful transmitter of terrible diseases and much of the population will expire. That does not matter because life expectancy will be reduced to 26 years.
The new missed call
In this vein, medical follow the path of disasters: the stake. No more hours of waiting, the hospital smells and side effects. If we are sick we will only have these options:
- Die
- Obtain a witch
If you choose the second option, the magician managed ointments we eat hot and sour roots. After muttering some words in a language unknown to launch stones and bones in the air and die. The new medicine is the most medieval. And now I leave, I need wine and get the car I hear the abbot.
