go on: as I was saying a few minutes ago on this string of posts I have taken the erosion of the toes to turn them into stumps of both type it and type it : inactivity is a wolf to man. And suddenly attacks you, as a virus, infection by, slows every one of the neurons, molecules, and nails pustules which are the four vital components of the human body. Thus, two seconds ago (or has been two months?) I was willing to relate facts inane adorned with cheap literature and vocabulary disjointed, even full of spelling mistakes, but I caught the slumber.
result of unemployment and my natural laziness, boredom infected me and I emptied a whole. I became so limited that he could not perform two tasks simultaneously. If something stung me, trying to scratch, stop thinking and thus forgot to where my nail headed sharp. Then back to the previous task, that is, rest, and I came back to bite (yes, they were the eggs, why deny it). And so on to infinity.
retreat towards a state that I have decided to call "Urban Neighborhood Far ascetics with streak Animalizantes" - from now on or aeeurismo AEEURA © © - which, incidentally, I have expressed in a brief essay of fifteen volumes will soon published in scientific journals without parallel and without spin, much to my regret.
The point is that the human condition is fragile and I lived on my skin. In fact, I wanted to be my own lab rat, being a autoexperimento. The first thing was to adopt a new axis, the horizontal. Why move up? One, walking, weary. Then I reduced to a minimum displacement, placing my command center on the couch or, failing that, on the ground. In these two areas have spent long hours researching advanced issues of our time, revolutionary theories developed during long naps and feeding voraciously.
Actually, to reach an advanced state of AEEURA © a server on the sofa piled food, shelter spiritual mother ship, and swallowed raw, even without touching them, frolicking freely as he opened his mouth to see what fell into the hollow hungry. Ferran Adria an insistent call to my door every day to copy this retozante food system. Logically, it does not open, but it tranchetes step below the door to see if it gets scared and takes off.
Some might consider these examples of behavior that make me a primitive. However, the aeeurismo © not made me forget the proper decorum and make my stool behind the TV and no one would notice anything. The best thing was that losing any muscle mass due to inactivity, I traveled on my like a snail slime. I recommend it. It is a bit slow, but most enjoy the journey.
verbal language also underwent subtle changes. I had to do without the voice to express only fricatives. I devised a complex system of intonation and pronunciation length nobody came to understand but, in my view, deserves many Nobel. I sent the following e-mail to the RAE:
Sssssssss, bbb, PPP, SSBB-s'b. Lo
a syllogism of the depths, with a purity syntactic Carreter would raise Lazarus. Well, I still hope the lawyers response viejunos .
I saw many friends, families and tourists who passed by me called brutalized, commented that he had abandoned me, if I do not know why australopithecines. And I did not comment anything about them, and am educated. Then crawling on my baba and I went to talk to one of the lesser beings that oteaban I upper stage. Through an intense debate and clubs locally termed proceeded to provide me with several relatives and friends, I realized that I had become the new Galileo of my era. Frightened by the possibility of the reintroduction of fire in the public square, I agreed to go back to being a mere human, knowing that Darwin would be pulling their hair in his grave.
And out of this catatonic state of inertia to the absolute nothingness I went to the most effective remedy I know: home surgery. If above the levers of death had given me the steps needed to thrive until the deity, what would be the limit of my ambition operative? How many Nobel-prize-tickets do not deserve to be on the shelf? Why no hospital is named after me with pride? Thus humbled, I proceeded to slit my dermis with several teaspoons sterilized with pinpoint accuracy, implant, removed, put, Serra, knitting and Heini for hours I gave the right result: the change of sex. And say, "a woman can not be attacked by inactivity? And I respond: I have operated now, motherfuckers.
result of unemployment and my natural laziness, boredom infected me and I emptied a whole. I became so limited that he could not perform two tasks simultaneously. If something stung me, trying to scratch, stop thinking and thus forgot to where my nail headed sharp. Then back to the previous task, that is, rest, and I came back to bite (yes, they were the eggs, why deny it). And so on to infinity.
retreat towards a state that I have decided to call "Urban Neighborhood Far ascetics with streak Animalizantes" - from now on or aeeurismo AEEURA © © - which, incidentally, I have expressed in a brief essay of fifteen volumes will soon published in scientific journals without parallel and without spin, much to my regret.
The point is that the human condition is fragile and I lived on my skin. In fact, I wanted to be my own lab rat, being a autoexperimento. The first thing was to adopt a new axis, the horizontal. Why move up? One, walking, weary. Then I reduced to a minimum displacement, placing my command center on the couch or, failing that, on the ground. In these two areas have spent long hours researching advanced issues of our time, revolutionary theories developed during long naps and feeding voraciously.
Actually, to reach an advanced state of AEEURA © a server on the sofa piled food, shelter spiritual mother ship, and swallowed raw, even without touching them, frolicking freely as he opened his mouth to see what fell into the hollow hungry. Ferran Adria an insistent call to my door every day to copy this retozante food system. Logically, it does not open, but it tranchetes step below the door to see if it gets scared and takes off.
Some might consider these examples of behavior that make me a primitive. However, the aeeurismo © not made me forget the proper decorum and make my stool behind the TV and no one would notice anything. The best thing was that losing any muscle mass due to inactivity, I traveled on my like a snail slime. I recommend it. It is a bit slow, but most enjoy the journey.
verbal language also underwent subtle changes. I had to do without the voice to express only fricatives. I devised a complex system of intonation and pronunciation length nobody came to understand but, in my view, deserves many Nobel. I sent the following e-mail to the RAE:
Sssssssss, bbb, PPP, SSBB-s'b. Lo
a syllogism of the depths, with a purity syntactic Carreter would raise Lazarus. Well, I still hope the lawyers response viejunos .
I saw many friends, families and tourists who passed by me called brutalized, commented that he had abandoned me, if I do not know why australopithecines. And I did not comment anything about them, and am educated. Then crawling on my baba and I went to talk to one of the lesser beings that oteaban I upper stage. Through an intense debate and clubs locally termed proceeded to provide me with several relatives and friends, I realized that I had become the new Galileo of my era. Frightened by the possibility of the reintroduction of fire in the public square, I agreed to go back to being a mere human, knowing that Darwin would be pulling their hair in his grave.
And out of this catatonic state of inertia to the absolute nothingness I went to the most effective remedy I know: home surgery. If above the levers of death had given me the steps needed to thrive until the deity, what would be the limit of my ambition operative? How many Nobel-prize-tickets do not deserve to be on the shelf? Why no hospital is named after me with pride? Thus humbled, I proceeded to slit my dermis with several teaspoons sterilized with pinpoint accuracy, implant, removed, put, Serra, knitting and Heini for hours I gave the right result: the change of sex. And say, "a woman can not be attacked by inactivity? And I respond: I have operated now, motherfuckers.
