The quacks took scalpel, picks and shovels and Radiolé tuned. To begin, I put the kidneys in place of the lungs. I lost a lot of breath and the breath I smelled of urine stored, those stale bar bathroom, but I solved periodic flushing toilet duck. I produced a semblance rabid foam spurting out of the corners of my lips and that, coupled with the constant panting, it seems to scare people. The alternative option would not let me: o halitosis stifle Urinary or pine-scented soap.
This man left him better
lungs started to occupy the site of my genitals. Thus, each erection became a yes but no. Instead of blood, pumped the air with the same frequency that breathing and then the sexual act itself up as a show of inflation / deflation worthy of a circus. A circus quite sad and useless. The climax came in cough so procreation discarded at least for the duration of the new organizational change and appalling at the same time.
limbs were a separate drama. I went to have our hands where once dwelt the ears. So, for me and there was the magnitude of strong or weak volume, but rough, soft, hard, soft, etc. Sound was a touch. The awful ridiculous came when I wanted to applaud and autohumillaba slapping her cheeks. Same sound, but very annoying pain and redness. For all these changes, thanks doctor, and forget to buy a loaf of bread for dinner, my partner left me that old dog on a side street.
What big eyes And I do not believe it! The worst is yet to be told. Despite the spendthrift of quacks, probably in another country veterinarian, more or less able to adapt to this new composition until I decided to leave a day's march. At the wrong time, of course. The failure was such that no woman was able to look at me and is in the eye sockets rested now my testicles, scrotum and hair which included wires. This gave me an interesting profile to be sick very long eyelashes (and curvy) already wanted the slut of the star system jolibudiense. Still, all the women with whom I met in branded me out, could not bear the look cojonciana that tried to seduce. If you know where I have one eye that I had after the accident ...
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