No need to alarm: e l year 2011 will be my resurrection. Nevertheless, Phoenix. Today I present a new release dogmatic and visionary, an axiom indelibly with the passage of time, I will bring benefits and awards that are still incalculable. He called this new illustration divine as "Theory of Adaptation organs following Asensoriales Communicative Avatars" from now on © TAOCACA or refer to it in scientific circles, the theory of My shit. Iluminaos and not be ashamed if you want to run a genuflect to show respect and admiration in front of your computer screens.
Publication interested in my theory
Preface: The actual communication is in the process of decline. Orality attacks are constant.
Thesis: Oral communication is dead. Mutations arising from it are falling. Rationale
Theory: During my research I have come to see cases in which two people were trying, with difficulty, have a conversation and seeing increased silence and tension, with a farewell agreed:
- Well, after I send an e -mail.
- Yes, better.
How better? Best, my balls. What could be better than a loud exchange between two people willing to understand? One voice cazallera, embellishing it with sputum end and the other with the trickle of high-pitched voice and certainly nasal, or attack someone with verbiage and fond of discussing with someone shot salivary stutterer. There are a thousand examples. Well forget, talking is going to end. This new trend of shaping Gutenberg text all have serious implications on human evolutionary mutations. Facts and consequences
: I stopped going to the dentist. Nothing new New Year's resolutions or anything. I just adapt to the future before anyone else. Hamijos, teeth, tongue, palate and whole mouth, including strings, and will serve us no more. And is that the first single, fatal consequence that collects © TAOCACA involves terrible facial and cranial modifications. Consist of a drastic reduction of mouth opening until it is in a miserable huequecito. After years of talking little, evil and never will be finished to seal our lips foreva, releasing only a millimeter space. The human body is smart and uses what is not broken.
did not use the brain and broken
Consequently, dentists commit suicide en masse to see how humanity accumulates in the hollow teeth facial useless but can not access them, and so the teeth are rotting and will be replaced by gum. You think, what about food? And I will answer, not platitudes. When this regression consolidate oral, food intake will be in liquid form, sometimes with straw, sometimes intravenously. Can you imagine the tragedy? A T-bone steak in a chute? It is an infamous attack to the bedrock principles of this, my blog and, by extension, of good taste.
In this regard, another popular concerns that can create mass hysteria is the ingestion of beer. It is a drama, not continue reading if you are sensitive: the disappearance of oral communication, interaction between people is reduced to procreation or murder, look what life will be Mannerist. Thus, the ears lose much of its value and wane to disappear leaving an empty in our skull that will serve bottles opener. That's the only advantage that will provide us with the loss of orality. Open beer and drink it by ear without getting wet foam mustache or directly through a vein. The last straw.
"I want steak and beer"
I have already taken this example in my blog. Do not call me a hypocrite or demagogue, no, do not. I do not use any electronic device to expose the © TAOCACA. Right now I dictate these words to a scribe and so I stop my mouth reduction. What does yours? ¿Los escribanos no tienen derechos? Me da igual, con lo que cobra, ya se implantará una boca biónica.
En defensa del chuletón y la cerveza, hablen, por Dios.
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