Dear diary, I can not
more. The day has come. Today I bought the knives, next appendices of my hands. I'm tired of so much vilification. The boredom of being a man-god-if not unemployed I have become a serial murderer. I will not have mercy on anyone and, best of all is that I can blame the system for my misdeeds.
- How do you plead the defendant?
- Innocent, Your Honor. The system forced me to make the facts here tried ... - I say looking at him with tearful eyes, hands in mock prayer.
- ( The mob, enraged, background) Yeah, right! The metric system, do not ... - There are nerves and anticipation in the room, in addition to drug addicts, SSA, Mongols and Kazakhs.
- Silence in the court, order! - The judge and yield.
- Clean my honor, my lord, I am innocent. - I have it on the boat and even winked brazenly, without implied sodomy, only fellowship tavern with alcohol vapors.
- Of course, comrade. Case closed. The defendant is released without charge and receive compensation and congratulations in proportion of 10 to 1.
- Sea since. - This last part I do not understand but escaped by jumping and bald to the prosecutor.
My problem now is the budget. Killing is expensive. And I'm a murderer mileurista and I bought my brothers sharp in all a hundred, with their spreads, so that makes me tear and removal of veins and arteries. The crime then becomes a task of sawing, arduous for me and eternal victims. More than a sawmill, smeared. Smeared my victims die. I optimize my method. And buy more butter. OR margarine, which is cheaper.
more. The day has come. Today I bought the knives, next appendices of my hands. I'm tired of so much vilification. The boredom of being a man-god-if not unemployed I have become a serial murderer. I will not have mercy on anyone and, best of all is that I can blame the system for my misdeeds.
- How do you plead the defendant?
- Innocent, Your Honor. The system forced me to make the facts here tried ... - I say looking at him with tearful eyes, hands in mock prayer.
- ( The mob, enraged, background) Yeah, right! The metric system, do not ... - There are nerves and anticipation in the room, in addition to drug addicts, SSA, Mongols and Kazakhs.
- Silence in the court, order! - The judge and yield.
- Clean my honor, my lord, I am innocent. - I have it on the boat and even winked brazenly, without implied sodomy, only fellowship tavern with alcohol vapors.
- Of course, comrade. Case closed. The defendant is released without charge and receive compensation and congratulations in proportion of 10 to 1.
- Sea since. - This last part I do not understand but escaped by jumping and bald to the prosecutor.
My problem now is the budget. Killing is expensive. And I'm a murderer mileurista and I bought my brothers sharp in all a hundred, with their spreads, so that makes me tear and removal of veins and arteries. The crime then becomes a task of sawing, arduous for me and eternal victims. More than a sawmill, smeared. Smeared my victims die. I optimize my method. And buy more butter. OR margarine, which is cheaper.
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