days ago, appeared again in the real world thanks to Evil, yes, my friend José Antonio. And also reallocated as spiritual leader and endowed human body. My head rested on a sturdy stem, wide chest and strong arms (they were the levers of death, but something was something) and my brain had finally advanced tips to be directed. A pity that Lucifer was wrong and put me in a black body, we, as black as Samuel Eto'o. My white skin contrasted with the body expressionist mode of Kunta, but I did not complain because according to attributes that bordered elephantiasis and joy to my harem of virgin nymph whose charms increased the mystique of my figure.
My first decision was announced to the four winds:
"I am the Pope Joan XXIV and my doctrine has to fall on anyone who dares wicked look in my eyes. Becomes the thirteenth century, the Gothic, dark and repentance. You were born to suffer, to be punished before my eyes, witnesses inexorable everything happens in this valley of sulfur, tears and hooks it Earth. "
This presentation reduced the world's religious spectrum to absolute monotheism. Appeared Joaneros in South America, Middle East Joanistas, Johannine in Europe and bunions on the feet, all followers of mine who humbly and after ordering, donated their women, to get them away from the temptation, his money, not to get dirty with the vile paper-and drug-to put them in a safe-for my sake. Buddhism, Islam, Catholicism and other nonsense became strongholds like the Amish out of society and ridiculed by the cinema.
Wrote a New New Testament (aka Nenets) and the Ten Commandments became two:
- Worship, pay money, I submit, obey and do not reply to your spiritual leader, Pope Joan XXIV, above all things.
- For any doubt, consult the First Commandment.
entire rat population of shit aka - was indoctrinated with the Nenets day and night. I taught in the schools, published newspapers and the stamping graffiti on the walls. Otherwise not be heard on the radio or on television, and last but not least, the scrapping of its abbreviation in front of all was made compulsory, and not ever forget, I thought. Nenets head permanently, what a great idea.
He built a temple that epitomized my figure, but there was enough material nobles or extension as immense as to honor the new god, and they demolished the United States and there laid the foundation stone of what would Joan Palace, built Joanita and Excelsia two undiscovered materials but perhaps would fill my expectations. I noticed that miners and engineers executed until such materials were discovered. Nortamericana surplus population, ie all, was kindly invited, igniting his clothes with torches burning and beheading anyone who does not run in terror, to settle in Palestine, a twist of fate.
Announced the new world order, it was only at the expense of exercising my spiritual bondage, applying psychotropic liturgies plunging humanity into chaos I brought great benefits. Only had one day dressed as Joan XXIV and golden robes, Umbro tape head, high heels, white socks and I was speaking in Aramaic, a language she did not know but I was an air of importance. Thus, my visionary ideas to ban footwear, reverse driving force, saying the Nenets naked at sunrise or set the rock-paper-scissors as a new global currency fell on deaf ears. Nor do I understand, and saw that it was the responsibility of a spiritual leader.
Exhausted, I decided to take my life as a sign of boredom, as latest complaint. I took double my risk, I sliced \u200b\u200bher neck with great symbolism and left the staff of Moroccan hashish, a symbol of my religious ephemeral glory.
My first decision was announced to the four winds:
"I am the Pope Joan XXIV and my doctrine has to fall on anyone who dares wicked look in my eyes. Becomes the thirteenth century, the Gothic, dark and repentance. You were born to suffer, to be punished before my eyes, witnesses inexorable everything happens in this valley of sulfur, tears and hooks it Earth. "
This presentation reduced the world's religious spectrum to absolute monotheism. Appeared Joaneros in South America, Middle East Joanistas, Johannine in Europe and bunions on the feet, all followers of mine who humbly and after ordering, donated their women, to get them away from the temptation, his money, not to get dirty with the vile paper-and drug-to put them in a safe-for my sake. Buddhism, Islam, Catholicism and other nonsense became strongholds like the Amish out of society and ridiculed by the cinema.
Wrote a New New Testament (aka Nenets) and the Ten Commandments became two:
- Worship, pay money, I submit, obey and do not reply to your spiritual leader, Pope Joan XXIV, above all things.
- For any doubt, consult the First Commandment.
entire rat population of shit aka - was indoctrinated with the Nenets day and night. I taught in the schools, published newspapers and the stamping graffiti on the walls. Otherwise not be heard on the radio or on television, and last but not least, the scrapping of its abbreviation in front of all was made compulsory, and not ever forget, I thought. Nenets head permanently, what a great idea.
He built a temple that epitomized my figure, but there was enough material nobles or extension as immense as to honor the new god, and they demolished the United States and there laid the foundation stone of what would Joan Palace, built Joanita and Excelsia two undiscovered materials but perhaps would fill my expectations. I noticed that miners and engineers executed until such materials were discovered. Nortamericana surplus population, ie all, was kindly invited, igniting his clothes with torches burning and beheading anyone who does not run in terror, to settle in Palestine, a twist of fate.
Announced the new world order, it was only at the expense of exercising my spiritual bondage, applying psychotropic liturgies plunging humanity into chaos I brought great benefits. Only had one day dressed as Joan XXIV and golden robes, Umbro tape head, high heels, white socks and I was speaking in Aramaic, a language she did not know but I was an air of importance. Thus, my visionary ideas to ban footwear, reverse driving force, saying the Nenets naked at sunrise or set the rock-paper-scissors as a new global currency fell on deaf ears. Nor do I understand, and saw that it was the responsibility of a spiritual leader.
Exhausted, I decided to take my life as a sign of boredom, as latest complaint. I took double my risk, I sliced \u200b\u200bher neck with great symbolism and left the staff of Moroccan hashish, a symbol of my religious ephemeral glory.
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